Kolby Halchuk

The single greatest girlfriend in the world.

You I got myself a Kolby Halchuk

by Bestest boyfriend February 26, 2025

Kolbi

Kolbi is kind,funny,chaotic. Kolbi has a deep love for someone and loves to show them<3. Kolbi may not be the smartest of all the kolbis in the world, but he definitely makes up for it with his funny,chaotic,sweet, and loving personality! Kolbi is amazing at comforting others when they need it. Kolbi is quite the comic release. He is one of the kindest souls you've ever met. Having said all of this, if you ever meet or come across a kolbi, give him a chance.

Kolbi idk what to put.

by Kolbi<3 September 17, 2022

Kolbie

kolbie is probably one of the funniest and hottest girls you’ll ever meet. she always is down to party and drink. she’ll probably be crazy in and out of bed. she is SO brutally honest and has a smart ass mouth but also loves to hard. kolbie will fall in love with any guy that shows her the least bit of attention. she attracts a bunch of guys but she will end up pushing them all away. if you meet her she’ll be the best thing to ever happen to you!

“hey kolbie is so funny”
- yeah she should be a comedian and a model

by vapeslut2021 November 24, 2021

Dirty kolby

Fucking a dolphin while shooting an armalite rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.

I went to the zoo and totally pulled a Dirty Kolby

by Patriotic heroin April 22, 2022

kolby

the boy who i love so much!

kolby is my love

by Kolbyslover March 21, 2023

Kolby

Most people with this name are homosexual. They really enjoy being the 'bottom bitch' in a relationship. Some people even say that kolby is like the vampires in twilight and sparkles in the sun.

P: have you come out as homosexual to your parents

P2: i know a way to come out easy, just say your kolby

P3: omg bro KOLBY ? i dont want them to think im a bottom bitch brah even though i love dick

by Iamamieshutup January 01, 2023

Kolby

A very bodacious fellow who is worshipped for hours on end by female admirers. Often mistaken as a fuckboy, hes very athletic, charismatic, amazing at video games (especially power rangers). Knows his rights from his lefts (wrongs), very well reserved yet social when the situation is applicable. Loves to be babied by whoever he has his eyes on and would prefer a cuddle movie date with his one and only rather than going out to a big fancy dinner/party. Kolby is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet if you’re on his good side. Downfall: insecure as FUCK and realizes that because so many people think he’s a 15/10, it’s too good to be true. Builds emotional walls like a fortnite mf and refuses to come off his high horse until someone humbles his ass by cheating or moving on. Then and only then does he have a moment of clarity before falling back on the same ole shit again. overall tho, a crazy unique guy you never want to lose contact with! You can summarize all of that^ with the word “cacababy”

Friend: “yoooo dude why don’t you try and hit up amber after school?”
Me: “I wish bro, but Jason over there is totally pulling a Kolby right now on her, there’s no competing against that!”
Example 2:

Colie “ew why do you like brady so much?”
Janie: “I’m not sure...he just gives me those Kolby vibes I’ve always wanted”

by Melch Boy January 12, 2020