Balloon Knot Breech

The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.
Dude, I think your dog's ass just squeaked!? BALLOON KNOT BREECH!!! OMG, I can't feel my face!
by BoogieFlake June 20, 2018
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Balloon Knot Worm Hole

I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...
by B-Ha Flows December 27, 2011
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blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.
The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.
by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022
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Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system
He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!
by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021
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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 06, 2014
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Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.
Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!
by Toneage February 17, 2020
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balloon knot

Noun referring to the female anus.
Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!
by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 21, 2017
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