The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.
by BoogieFlake June 20, 2018
Your anus...
I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...
by B-Ha Flows December 27, 2011
A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.
by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022
by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021
by Knotty pine March 13, 2016
by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 21, 2017
An act in which a guy will tie his foreskin into a knot, and began to pee, simulating the inflation of a balloon.
by Cracked out coconut August 1, 2022