Kneeples

A condition inherent to older women (and some men along with a few younger fat people)
that causes one's mammary glands to gravitate to their thighs, therefore causing the nipples to
chafe one's knees.

Man 1: Why is that woman's knee all pink?
Man 2: Bad case of Kneeples, Merle. Take my picture with it!

by Foo00 June 12, 2008

Kleppe

When someone chokes and creates an awkward moment

Ex 1. I started to talk to him..then I pulled a Kleppe.

by Hamzooo May 24, 2011

Knippgnar

It is knippgnar. Or comparing ones awesomeness to by the action injecting herion into your nipples. Let it be known that nathanpain11791 and free000cake are the soul heirs. Must be spoken in stoner surfer voice.

Dude! That stunt was totally Knippgnar! Far out dude!

by The God Of Roosters November 23, 2016

Koeppen

a person with a massive god complex and thinks he is better then every body else

omg chad is such a koeppen

by Cocio March 10, 2021

flint knapping

Flint knapping is when two guys put pieces of flint rock between their buttcheeks and moon land each other. The friction generates a spark which tickles their anus hole and gives the Flint knappers extreme pleasure.

Bobby and the boys are planning a flint knapping event for the club competition this weekend.

by Aldi Aldi October 19, 2017

kneepadding

when you need kneepadding bc you know your sucking a lot of dick tonight and don't want ur knees to hurt

Hey, do you need kneepads tonight? Don't want your knees to hurt.

Oh, thanks sure. Kneepadding makes it a lot easier!

by MichelleFromHell018 March 29, 2015

knepper

A person (often white, often male) who reeks of privilege but is clueless about it, and makes arrogant, sweeping, offensively stereotyped statements about huge groups of people about whom he knows nothing in an attempt to sound like "deep thinker" or some kind of intellectual. Craves media attention and thinks that all black people are male and all feminists are rich and white. From n.: Alex Knepper, douchebag who famously caused a stir at American University by claiming that "date rape is an incoherent concept."

This knepper in my class didn't know anything about the civil rights movement but he wouldn't shut up about it until he pissed everybody in the group off and we ended up wasting the whole study session.

by Valkyrie607 April 5, 2010