Kimchi

Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
by leo123456 December 08, 2023
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Kimchi

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind. A sensitive dummy who can break your bones if you mess up. Laughs without making any sounds. A rare species found near latitude 19.0760°N.
You wish you had a friend like Kimchi, too bad she is in love with a rock.
by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 11, 2022
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kimchi

Cabbage spiced up to make it dank
Koreans (like me) love to eat it. If you go to any korean resturant kimchi comes out with the food.

Japanese kimchi is fake. Korean kimchi is the real kimchi, and only korean kimchi tastes dank.

Note that kimchi is very spicy, and that most people from the Americas/Europe are like OH SHIT WTF after their first taste of kimchi.
kimchi is very good for your physical health, and it can also quickscope japanese fake kimchis.
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Kimchi Bowl

I hate Kimchi Bowl
by Goomba420 March 29, 2023
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Kimchi Oppa

The stunningly attractive, smart, kind and athletic Korean male we all know and love or need in our life. Typically used by females who have caught a major case of yellow fever or are heavily into K-pop (popular Korean music).

Note: 'Oppa' means older brother in Korean and is used by females when referring to males older than themselves.
Example 1: "Wow, did you just see that hot Korean dude? He's such a Kimchi Oppa."
Example 2:

"Caitlin won't go out with me."
"Why not?"
"She's in love with a Kimchi Oppa."
"I can't blame her, those Koreans are damn attractive."
by Chimminy555 February 02, 2018
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I have kimchi

When a woman is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants.
Boy: hey want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have Kimchi
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
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I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants
Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
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