kubiyan

Kubiyan is a rare specimen. Undeniably the most handsome man to ever exist by anyone's standards. Women want him and men want him to stop sleeping with their women. Even lesbians let him hit by pretending his dick is a strapon. He once freaked out while getting head from a girl after noticing her huge adams apple only to realize that was his dick. Speaking of his dick, which serves as his pre-prefrontal cortex, he shares the gift God gave him through a brave act of altruism that was his circumcision. That's right. His circumcision ended world hunger yet mainstream media will deny this fact and continue promoting their psy-op. His fertility is unmatched considering he impregnated every doctor that's ever given him a vasectomy immediately after surgery proving the operation to be unsuccessful. His Olympic Swimmers have lapped Michael Phelps multiple times before fertilizing the eggs of women he deems worthy of carrying his troops. His legal name is Richard which means when he is receiving fizzle tizzle he is given no choice but to backhand his concubine while yelling "KEEP MY NAME OUTCHA FUKKIN MOUTH" in his Will Smith voice. Don't let the fact that he is hung like Jeffrey Epstein fool you. As far as relationships, he can't make love last but he can make love first and then focus on other priorities of lesser importance. This man only stays in the Motel 6 cuz he wouldn't let a hotel him shit. He's also known as Holiday the way he be Inn the pussy.

Guy 1: Hey didn't kubiyan lay pipe on your girl?
Guy 2: Yeah and he didn't even get mad when I interrupted them. Dude's mad chill.

by S0me0neimportant October 18, 2022

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Khobi

A Khobi is a rare person usually a handsome guy with a strong passion for his dreams. His passion for what he wants overpowers him and can become stubborn, a Khobi is someone rare you need to hold on to and you may even want to go out with Khobi. He usually has brown eyes that shine bright as their everlasting smile.

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by James Jonas October 19, 2018

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