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Judo

legs of a tall woman or man
No writer is fine, when doen,t bring a euphemism, telling a thing like:Judo, when ! we wanna be soon getting things and surprised.
by bad,good? August 6, 2019
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Eye judo

Eye judo (aka Eye Jiu-jitsu) is a disciplined practice one needs to take in public places especially the workplace in order to avoid awkward or bad consequences. For instance if you see an attractive girl in the workplace and you look too much at her you may get fired for sexual harassment due to giving her “untoward looks”. Also Americans expect you to look them in the eye yet you got to be careful not to look too deeply – while talking to another guy you have to be able to look him in the eye but not so deeply or he will think you are attracted to him or want to have sex with him. Eye judo is a very subtle art and takes practice.
At work I find myself practicing eye judo all day.
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
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Judo

Judo is a fantastic human being who enjoys long walks on the beach, poetry, and poking dead things with a stick. Judo engages in general tomfoolery on a daily basis with friends on the fields of Justice. He also flerps and derps occasionally.
Judo flerped his derp while we all watched in astonishment as he then proceeded to herp derp and shout, "Seacrest, out!"
by I Know Judo October 31, 2011
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She Judo

An annoying , ugly , nut job . They will ruin every friend/ relationship . They lie like a rug .
Julianna trapani, briana carr, emily balon , Mila Jones, Julyan , Jeremy Gulley , Christos Raptis , David , Bradley mcrobb are she judo
by Oldendaysayings September 2, 2015
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judo chop donkey punch

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022
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Judo

by Cheddarboi24 July 8, 2019
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judo fuck

Submission hold while being Penetrated vaginaly, anally, or orally. “Rape”
I wanted to fuck her and she wouldn’t let me so I judo fucked the shit out of that bitch
by Judo fucks October 27, 2017
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