Jonathong

A type of male species specifically named Jonathon, who chooses to wear female under garments such as thongs.

Hence the name - Jonathong.

Please also see, jon-a-thongy

Have you seen the newest trend them are calling it ‘Jonathong’

by UrbanMaker2019 February 16, 2019

Jonathology

The Study and Science of the works of Jonathan T Freeman. Oftenly used to describe something that is of interest in Jonathan T Freeman that is oftenly consider unusual to others and used in a personal way. As in wanting to record 24/7 nature videos, creating a micronation, creating a language, making your own constellations, etc.

Hmm, my friends seem to be interested in Jonathology all of a sudden!

by Jonthania September 15, 2019

Jonathon

Jonathon another word retard

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

Basically another word for retard

Tom: “hey 2+2=5!”

Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s four you Jonathon”
Tom: “oh”

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza

Sandra: "Jonathon has a huge penis and is sick at cod"

by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019

Jonathon

he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.

ALL THE GIRLS: oh, Jonathon is sooo cute, i want to just crawl over him like crazy

by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019

jonathon

Pronounced JON-uh-THON.

An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.

Can also refer to the training itself.

Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."

Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."

by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020