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Brandon, constantly laughing, smiling, lightly touching and generally talking up a storm, was jocking Amanda.
by Anonymous May 23, 2003
Idiots whose whole life revolve around sports, trying to seem superior, and bullying other people. They often do well socially in high school, getting lots of friends (many who actually hang around with them out of fear of being bullied), getting the sluts to sleep with them, and winning sports awards. They like to bully nerds, particularly ones that do well in lessons and dislike well known sports. After high school they suddenly realise they've hardly got any good qualifications, and the sluts abandon them for more succesful people. Jocks are often idiots because of one of their parents (usually their father) raising them to hate everyone else in the world apart from people who are like them, and can sometimes have extreme views as a result of this. In Britain, jocks tend to fit in with the chav subculture.
Common insults include 'you're shit at sports 'nerd' 'geek' 'dork' 'gay boy' and many more.
Common insults include 'you're shit at sports 'nerd' 'geek' 'dork' 'gay boy' and many more.
--A school in the present day--
Ed (Jock): Hey look! Here come's Harold! Hey Harold! You geek! You're a disgrace at sports!
Matt (Jock's follower): Yeah Harold, you don't even know how to handle balls! Hahahahah!
Harold: Er...er....
--20 years later--
Harold (success with a family and decent life): Hey Ed, what are you doing on the street?
Ed: Harold! Is that you? Oh my god! Please! I need some money! I can't pay my rent!
*Harold laughs*
Ed (Jock): Hey look! Here come's Harold! Hey Harold! You geek! You're a disgrace at sports!
Matt (Jock's follower): Yeah Harold, you don't even know how to handle balls! Hahahahah!
Harold: Er...er....
--20 years later--
Harold (success with a family and decent life): Hey Ed, what are you doing on the street?
Ed: Harold! Is that you? Oh my god! Please! I need some money! I can't pay my rent!
*Harold laughs*
by Geddo August 28, 2007
When someone tries really hard to be like someone else that they admire or when someone will sweat another because they want to get with them.
by L.M.C. February 21, 2006
1. (n) (British slang) penis; erection
2. (n) jockstrap; athletic supporter
3. (n) athlete
4. (v) to fool; to lie
5. (v) to have sexual intercourse
6. (v) to be forced to wear a jockstrap
2. (n) jockstrap; athletic supporter
3. (n) athlete
4. (v) to fool; to lie
5. (v) to have sexual intercourse
6. (v) to be forced to wear a jockstrap
1. "My woman rides my jock all night."
2. "He put on his jock before the game."
3. "Most jocks here play rugby."
4. "Are you jockin' me, dude?"
5. "The lovers jocked all night."
6. "After he hurt himself, the coach jocked him every game afterward."
2. "He put on his jock before the game."
3. "Most jocks here play rugby."
4. "Are you jockin' me, dude?"
5. "The lovers jocked all night."
6. "After he hurt himself, the coach jocked him every game afterward."
by Long Beach Thug March 27, 2003
Opposite of nerd. Nerds can't be jocks and vice versa, since jocks usually have little or no interest in books and nerds have little or no interest in gyms.
-Dude, have you ever saw Erik Everhard face ?
Nah. Who's that ?
He's a male pornstar and he looks like one of them jocks, who are spending years in a gym and not caring about anything except for sex with slutty girls. He probably read only one book in his entire life and that was the one dedicated to proper masturbation techniques. Oh, and maybe the one called "Lowering Your IQ To Zero"
Nah. Who's that ?
He's a male pornstar and he looks like one of them jocks, who are spending years in a gym and not caring about anything except for sex with slutty girls. He probably read only one book in his entire life and that was the one dedicated to proper masturbation techniques. Oh, and maybe the one called "Lowering Your IQ To Zero"
by Alastis March 25, 2006