jiffy job 

When a male spreads peanut butter on his genitalia and then has his dog lick it off.

Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”

jiffy job by Dr. Roboto October 17, 2017

Jiffy lust 

The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface.

Marlon had a moment of Jiffy lust before he plunged his knife into the new jar of peanut butter.

Jiffy lust by An Aries July 1, 2009

Jiffy Slap 

The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.

Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.

Jiffy Slap by Ellis Lee September 27, 2011

jiffy pop 

Ilhan Omars turban

Abdul: I see they took Ilhan Omar off the Foreign Affairs Committee.

Bill: Yes, poor jiffy pop head.

jiffy pop by cut the cards March 26, 2023

jiffy pop 

A large pubic bush on a woman. So big it makes her panties appear to rise, like Jiffy Pop Popcorn.

I thought she was fine till I saw that Jiffy Pop in her drawers.

jiffy pop by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

jiffy-pop 

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

jiffy-pop by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

jiffy pop ass

young, slightly overweight female whose ass is destined to blossom to over two ax handles wide.

Cute in the face wide in the base, she is cursed with a jiffy pop ass.

jiffy pop ass by edder do November 12, 2006