jesper

when somebody has a very big dick, 20-30 inches.

girl : that guy is a jesper
another girl : agreed pal (thumbs up emoji x 4)

by ksoåskfiosjf April 25, 2020

jesper

To bite your pimp steak in a way that makes it squirt out of the end of the bun and fall on the ground, usually done when drunk.

Eric totally jespered his pimp steak last night, but he ate it anyway.

The cream cheese on the pimp steak left a skeet stain on his black shirt.

by comet tavern May 3, 2009

jesperetic delay

when you're too busy playing snes games to even attend to the 400 users flooding a leet message bored (history is when jesperetto the great could not save the sinking acmlmship from flooding 400 megalitres of oceanwater came over)

Man, that was executed with slight jesperetic delay.

by Suitcase August 21, 2006

jesper

A really tall midget with an uncontrollable boner. Also a word used for having a rock hard on.

Damn he's having a Jesper.

by von fuckboy November 15, 2016

Jesper

Jesper typical violent guy who's a patriot who loves his country

Jesper loves his country

by FredrikP1488 December 12, 2016

Jesper

An amazing football player and a really good friend. He has a lot of potential.

Wow he is amazing at football that most be Jesper

by Its ta boi hamodi23 December 12, 2016

Jesper Inspiration

To copy your friends essay, text or homework and then change it, just a little bit, so that the teacher won't notice.

"Did you take Jesper inspiration on my text?"
"Yes, I used a lot of synonyms."

by Zalkes April 27, 2017