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Jannes

A person who's specialized in producing the loudest and stinkiest farts ever witnessed in human history. Their fathers are mostly very tasty (read: admirable) entrepreneurs which everyone wants to sexually please with their mouths.
That cow smells like shit, he's such a Jannes!
by Bassket November 21, 2021
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Janne

Janne is a little different. But that is not automatically bad. She has a good sense of fashion and looks awesome. But she knows it and is a little selfish because of that. She‘s funny and „easy going“ and you can hang out with her. Because of that, she has many friends. She‘s single, but nearly every guy already asked her to be with her.Everybody knows: She‘s a player.
Hey, you must be janne! Nice to meet you!
Yes I‘m Janne. THE Janne. Actually i‘m the coolest and prettiest girl all around
by coockiesloveme November 24, 2021
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Janne

You probably never met a Janne before in your life.

He is most likely someone living in the northern parts of the world with a long red beard and a viking helmet on his head.

Janne means translated = "God is gracious."
But he is probably not.
"Look at this dude, he is big, has a beard and wears a viking helmet."
"His name must be Janne."
by Jannylili November 22, 2021
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Jannes

a tall, green-eyed, overly active guy who has a hard time to relax and be by himself. He is obsessed with is bicycle and would like to marry it, if possible. He is a real gentleman and likes to read every wish from his favorite girl's eyes.
Hey, Jannes, Lächel Mal!
by honeycakehorse September 27, 2018
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Jannes

Jannes is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He is 6ft even 2 days after birth. He is beautiful and caring. But he has standarts too.
Girl 1: Omg that Girl is with a Jannes?!
Girl 2: I wish I could be that lucky.
by Henri Moeh August 7, 2019
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Janne

You have no words for him. You are just hopeless in love with him. He is so respectful and probably not straight. He is the bsf/bf you need But he’s mine so stay away. Janne is someone who puts a meaning in your life. Janne is someone who saves you. He is beautiful and you can talk to him for ours . He is so Special. You never meet someone like him
Janne You put a meaning in my life. I don’t wanna die anymore. *soft kiss on the lips*
by Stoki November 21, 2021
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Jann

Jann is a beautiful boy who you can never forget. When he want someone he will get her but he loose his intrest very fast... he broke a lot of hearts and there’s a new girl that he loves but deep inside he know he love an another girl. Jann is the beat boy I’ve met and when you get him never let him go... he can make you happy... very happy. Jann I still love you... look at the stars and think about our first kiss under the night sky on the *8*6 I have never stopped loving you and i hope you love me too.
Ich liebe dich immernoch jann
by Fischi October 30, 2017
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