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Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate.

It often refers to someone who is incapable, no matter how hard they try, of being able to have a good computer.
"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. Don't play with him."
by ioletsgo January 26, 2025
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Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.
"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."
by ioletsgo January 26, 2025
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intel i5 11400f

A term Loudward from AI Sponge shouts out at random cause he's gone mad.
"intel i5 11400f, intel i5 11400f, intel i5 11400f," - loudward
by DrShamrock June 17, 2023
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Intel Shit Graphics

A way to blame Intel graphics products by calling them 'shit'. Intel's GPU products includes HD Graphics, UHD Graphics, GMA, etc. This may be used by people who are using Intel onboard GPU and they complain about its performance.
mate 1: hai mate, ya bought a new lappy?
mate 2: yeah, mostly for my work.
mate 1: really? does it have Novideo or AyyMD card?
mate 2: nuh uh, just Intel's onboard graphics.
mate 1: ya mean Intel Shit Graphics?
mate 1: yeah but I don't game bruh
by Barnacl437 November 4, 2023
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Intellism

James thinks he's so smart, he's acting with such Intellism.
by Intellism June 29, 2021
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Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.
Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.
by iamadottedline August 20, 2012
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Delve Intel

"fundamentally flawed system that does not actually provide any useful information to anyone."
"Man, I thought this was going to be a great meeting, but its really just a Delve Intel."
by Apsalar June 3, 2024
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