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Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate.

It often refers to someone who is incapable, no matter how hard they try, of being able to have a good computer.
"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. Don't play with him."
by ioletsgo January 26, 2025
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Intel Core i9-9900K

the Intel Core i9-9900K Processor is a CPU, released on Oct 19th, 2018. It has 8 cores, a base clock speed of 3.6 GHz,
a maximum boost speed of 5.0 GHz, and a Thermal Design Power of 95 W. It is considered a good CPU as of 2025.
My laptop has a Intel Core i9-9900K Processor in it.
by ai d February 5, 2025
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Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.
"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."
by ioletsgo January 26, 2025
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intel i5 11400f

A term Loudward from AI Sponge shouts out at random cause he's gone mad.
"intel i5 11400f, intel i5 11400f, intel i5 11400f," - loudward
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Delve Intel

"fundamentally flawed system that does not actually provide any useful information to anyone."
"Man, I thought this was going to be a great meeting, but its really just a Delve Intel."
by Apsalar June 3, 2024
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Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.
Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.
by iamadottedline August 20, 2012
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Intel

One of the 2 major CPU makers. The other being AMD.

It's also apparently a slang for "intellect" or smth.
Intel i9324692318958795 12983477565623948532432407957432657834HK vs AMD Ryzen 4231035387093587967890553 980475634287957809325870983428095809368973245980557652890536587342987489542879X3D
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022
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