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incomplete kisses

Being cut off by time and feelings but then realizing true feelings.
I'm thinking about our incomplete kisses
by Yzeewoj February 8, 2017
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Sexually Incompatible Syndrome a/k/a SIS A condition that occurs between two completely unsuspecting individuals, that otherwise seem to have the perfect ingredients for an extremely successful romance, and instead it turns into a SISmance. Only cure is abstinence and despite any hopes of the condition resolving it is a lifelong chronic condition. Not to be confused with other sexual conditions that are commonly symptomatic of SIS Syndrome, i.e…. Erectile dysfunction , Premature ejaculation , Inhibited or hypoactive sexual desire. What makes SIS Syndrome unique is the male partner has normal sexual intercourse with other women, even women he is not remotely attracted to, it simply is his SIS mate that he totally digs on all levels yet is frustratingly unable to complete the act of sexual intercourse with her. The syndrome is frequently overlooked after a couple unsuccessful encounters and instead blamed on drug induced conditions like intoxication. However after many failed attempts, and mornings of feeling completely unfulfilled, it becomes apparent the couple suffer from SIS. The SIS couple typically decide to remain friends, continue to dine, laugh, and flirt, although abandon any further attempts at sexual intercourse. On rare occasions the friendship simply can not survive the disturbing memories of the frustrating failed attempts at sexual intercourse.
Sexually Incompatible Syndrome a/k/a SIS a/k/a Sexually Incompatible Sister Syndrome (SISS)

I met this great guy we totally hit it off, same circle of friends, talkamania, laughamania textamania, kissamania for weeks. I’m sexually attracted to him, he cant keep his hands off of me, but when it comes to putting it in and finishing the job he’s a total no show... its like I turn into his Sister….damn SIS Syndrome! I even caught up with him a decade later and it was like twilight zone…. déjà fuckin vu!
by For Real2 July 12, 2011
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incompetent

A weird sex position that includes a donkey, a jewish priest, and 4 apples
Hey ima incompetent u tonight
by yungyungyung February 1, 2017
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incomputent

"My mother has no idea how to use the web, she's totally incomputent"
by irradiance September 1, 2006
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incomprehendable

The political position taking and/or rationalization of cause and effect through the analysis of the ever growing constant stream of irrational hypotheses and agenda-specific misinformation (dogma) filtered through mass media sound bytes and historically non-contextualized reports as distributed through social network web sites and weblogs for mass digestion and wide interpretation.

Similar; forming opinions/postitions/habits (purchasing or otherwise) based upon constantly updated news reports and weblogs on topics that are ONLY updated, because the original non-historically contextualized report and/or misinformation was favorable to a populist ideaology and justified as a truism and/or as acceptable behavior using social networks and peer group confirmation that had formed a consensus based upon the false information.
'To say the U.S. government will form 'Death Squads' is incomprehendable.'

'It is f..king incomprehendable that they bought all those helium balloons to be released in celebration.'

'I find it incomprehendable that the Tea Party Group thinks that investing in America's sustainable future is the same as wasteful government spending, when our government has been wasting money in Oil subsidies and Wars for four decades.'
by AgentJ3 May 2, 2010
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incompident

This word is a common misspell of incompetent. I have seen it all over the internet. It pretty much attempts to mean this...
incapable: not meeting requirements; "unequal to the demands put upon him"
Incompident web designers need to all die.
by Kasey Crawford December 26, 2007
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incompetech

A technician who is unable to solve the problem you are experiencing with a device, and who may, in fact, make it worse.
"Dude! My PCtotally slowed down so I had a guy from The Kwiker Fixers come over, 'n' now it won't even run! Damn! What an incompetech!"
by ArjayWI December 10, 2008
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