A damp dark hovel hole under ground somewhere, no one exactly knows where. Tubsy's Basement is completely cut off from the outside world apart from the wonders of the internet! Has limited furnishings basically a mattress and a bucket and of course a pc.
Tubsy's Basement
by Tubsy's Keyboard November 4, 2009

Term commonly used in Detroit toward "bitches" who want to have braces so bad that they get them done in a basement for a much lower price.
Monae: JaNella teeth still ain't straight? She them braces since 9th grade.
Lisha: Girl them Basement Braces
Lisha: Girl them Basement Braces
by Somebodyinclassof2016 April 7, 2017

by John_Stamos_xxx April 7, 2020

by basementwater May 2, 2019

An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.
"Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder."
"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."
"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."
by NYLAsexbomb November 25, 2006

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught
Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.
by Douglas Young February 8, 2008

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005
