someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.
"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."
by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009
A Real Life Superhero is someone who creates a superhero identity, usually consisting of a superhero name and superhero attire, and uses it to do patrols and/or missions that include helping and saving people, protecting people, and/or fighting evildoers, or going around looking to do those things.
Last night I saw a Real Life Superhero named Tothian patrolling around New York City, keeping people safe!
by HeroesNetwork March 08, 2023
by Amongusinreallifesussus April 12, 2021
by poobtheawesome April 13, 2020
The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot
Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"
by Maximuz04 January 24, 2010
"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 19, 2021
Among ๐๐ฟ us ๐บ๐ธ in ๐ฝ real ๐ life ๐๐งฌ (sus, sus) Among ๐ฐ us ๐ฐ๐จ๐จ in ๐ฝ๐ real ๐น life ๐ (sus, sus) Playing โฃ๏ธ among ๐ฐ us ๐บ๐ธ๐จ in ๐ real ๐ท life ๐งฌ Spaceship with my โ๐ป๐๐ crew ๐ฌ Gonna ๐๐๐ split ๐บ๐ป up, ๐ฟ spread โจ out ๐๐ช 'Cause ๐ we ๐ฌ all ๐๐ฉ got ๐ tasks ๐๐ค to do ๐ค Gotta ๐ find ๐๐ the imposter ๐ซ As they ๐คผ try ๐ to sabotage Who ๐คท can ๐คฆ โ๏ธ we ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ trust ๐ซ in ๐ฉ๐ this among ๐๐ฝ us ๐บ๐ธ entourage? Heard ๐๐ป a sound, ๐ค turned ๐ around ๐ Looking ๐ up, ๐ looking ๐ down โฌ๏ธ Then ๐ฟ I ๐คข find ๐ a dead ๐ฉ body ๐ Gotta ๐ blow ๐ฌ the horn ๐ฏ emergency ๐จ Discussion ๐ค who ๐ฟ should ๐๐ค we ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ believe ๐ Can't ๐ decide ๐ฑ๐ฑ so now ๐ we ๐ฅ leave ๐ฆ๐ฅฐ Not โ sure ๐๐ what ๐คช๐คช I'm ๐ about ๐ฅ to see ๐๐ Will ๐ฅ it be ๐ a dead ๐ณ body? ๐ Still ๐ฅ have ๐๐ก๐ฃ a task I ๐ must ๐ซ complete ๐ซ Who's โ๏ธ the impostะตr? Looking ๐ sus, who โ can ๐บ we ๐ฆ๐ฐ trust? ๐ค Who's ๐คท the imposter? ๐ก๐ค Looking ๐ sus, who ๐ can wะต ๐ง trust? ๐ซ Who's ๐คท the imposter? ๐ซ Looking ๐ sus, who ๐คท can ๐ฅซ we ๐จ๐ฉ trust? ๐ค Who's ๐ the imposter? ๐ก๐ค Looking ๐๐ sus, who ๐๐คท can we ๐ง trust? ๐ค I'm ๐คช a ghost, ๐ป I'm ๐ my ๐ง๐ป โ๏ธ biggest ๐ fear ๐จ Got killedโฆ โฐ๏ธ
Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high
by Trip to mars ad again September 11, 2022