Chill iguana

Chill iguana is a word to describe a person's state of being.
Because iguanas are cold blooded, if they chill for too long they will surly die.

"hey, how you doing?"
"I'm a chill iguana, you?"
(I am dying/dead, how about you?)

by Superreliable;-) March 9, 2017

married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

Bet Iguar

Bet Iguar is essentially the meaning of life, and maybe even more than that. It is commonly praised in every single religion that exists, and even ones that don't exist. Bet Iguar is what we, as a society, strive to be. Once we reach Bet Iguar status, life is complete.

"Bet Iguar"
"Thank you, I adore the Bet Iguar life style."
"Doesn't everyone?"
"They better."

by lesbianzrule December 8, 2020

spicy iguana

The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎

“That’s my spicy iguana”

by Spicy iguana <3 June 5, 2022

Mary the Iguana

Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.

Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.

Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.

A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!

by Dr-Lekter December 13, 2008

gay married iguana

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

by IzYaBoi April 21, 2018

topless iguana

(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked

(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy

1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.

2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!

3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.

by smajr June 21, 2008