HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 3, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that

kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro

by humptiest dumpty May 16, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

Mustafa Haroon

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty

by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024

Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022

humpty dumpty

supposed to by an egg on a wall

kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg

by MrSLAY March 27, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.

bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend

by CUMbova December 18, 2018