Horsed

When someone intentionally rams their horse into you

Holy shit that guy just got horsed so hard

by misojade April 12, 2026

blue hosted

when a hosting company claims to offer the best web hosting but has days of down time.

You have been blue hosted when you are told how awesome and amazing their web hosting is only to have your website turned off for days. Similar to blue balls in the sense that you get all turned on only to get shut down.

by blueballercaller April 18, 2014

milk horsed

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.

"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"

by Chadsdong November 6, 2017

Show horsed

The act of a wreath being placed, either deliberately, or accidentally around ones neck.

james Was hanging Christmas wreaths on a ladder on the front of the house, he dropped the wreath, and I got show horsed

by JoeJoeDPlate December 13, 2019

Heritage hursted

When your dorm room has so much mold, your body reaps the consequences of it.

Sam: bro look at all this mold
Chad: ikr we’re getting heritage hursted, I can barely breathr

by Tickle5544 January 20, 2026

New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high

Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.

by Deringian May 12, 2020