A Rusty Hike is when a person inserts their toes into the anus of another person as they defecate, forcing the feces through from between the wiggling toes. Typically the foot is left unwashed and the person whose feet were defecated on will continue to walk around barefoot like this for hours after the act.
by dbwees October 13, 2018
when you go hiking naked at 2:42 am and you bring three camels and a backwood a midget had to be following you and it only counts if your wearing a fanny pack on a full moon
by beatybMonar July 21, 2021
by bird-on-a-wire February 9, 2017
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Code for having an affair.
In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.
In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.
I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.
by Dr. Zoid Johnberg June 24, 2009
"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford
Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.
Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.
by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009
The art of bitch hiking is similair to that of hitch hiking, except instead of the goal being free rides, it is free pussy in different states and provinces.
Billy: I wanna hitch hike all over the world with greasy truckers!
Ted: You faggot, Bill! You should bitch hike and get it on with all of the hot soccer moms driving their kids to nationals!
Ted: You faggot, Bill! You should bitch hike and get it on with all of the hot soccer moms driving their kids to nationals!
by cactus-lover October 15, 2009