Headphone Mafia

The guys in the production business who are plugged in to the laptop or desktop and working on graphic design or editing or transcribing and wearing headphones all day. They are impossible to get to pick up the phone or respond to questions unless you have eye contact.

"I don't know what the print is supposed to look like, let's give it to the headphone mafia and see what they come back with"

by mch3060 August 8, 2008

Headphones

A device placed over one's ears playing music to drown out the jabber of people speaking a foreign language in their own country

Mate, I went to Kiss Gyms yesterday and there were so many jabbering away, I had to put my headphones on

by gymncooking November 17, 2015

Headphone zombie

A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.

They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

Headphone Syndrome

When someone has thier headphones on and they are too friggin loud they have to yell to talk

1: Hey do you wanna go to the movies?

2:WHAT?

1. I said do you want to go to the movies?

2. I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT?

1. Forget it man, you have a bad case of Headphone Syndrome

by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

Headphones Trip

When you have your headphones plugged into the computer or a speaker and go to walk away without realizing you still have your headphones on or in. This causes the headphones to jerk back on your head and fly backwards.

"I'm hungry, I'm going to go get some food." Suddenly, as he walked away from the computer, Jim's headphones ripped out of his ears causing extreme whiplash of the neck. He had headphones tripped.

by JXavierP September 30, 2011

headphones

What you wear when u are getting a blowjob (head) if you don't like slurping or u just wanna hear some music.

Headphones are good during head.

by jamlink April 25, 2010