A masculine given name originating from Scandinavia, a Hannes is usually of aryna viking heritage and is therefore tall, naturally good looking and light of hair. Hannes is a very smart, funny and nice man with great looks. Everybody loves hanging around a Hannes. His dick is usually enormous in girth leading him to be a natural sex god and he always has the hottest woman locked down in a relationship.
Girl 1: Don't turn around, but the tallest sexiest Swedish guy is standing behind you..
Girl 2: *Turns around* Oh my god, his name has got to be Hannes!
Girl 2: *Turns around* Oh my god, his name has got to be Hannes!
by throwaway981 May 16, 2017
Get the Hannesmug. When a Hanne looks at you, you can feel her looking through your soul. She’s the kind if girl to eat the last chocolate. She’s usually not around, but when she is it’s the best time of your life. She is cool, nice, kind, funny, pretty, beautiful and a good friend. She’s most likely a Capricorn. Her favourite colour is green and she likes fishies.
by Shamine December 1, 2021
Get the Hannemug. A pretty nervous and shy guy with little friends, he can be really nice or he can be the worst person you have ever met. He can be lazy or active, smart or really dumb, just remember treat people the way that you want to be treated.
by DepressedMeatball November 13, 2018
Get the Hannesmug. Hannes is a big chinese with eyes like this -.- . He have a big asian dick and likes to fuck as many Girls as possible.
by djxjfjc September 7, 2017
Get the Hannesmug. Hanne is a beautiful, kind and sexy human being! Her eye's and smile can bring inner peace in some people. Sometimes she can be to harsh for herself though and should give herself some time and space for healing. But most of all she is a wonderfull and helpfull person who always knows what to say when times are rough!
Hanne is a beast.
by Bennyboy420 November 22, 2021
Get the Hannemug. by Donderstaaf November 23, 2021
Get the Hannemug. Hanne is making a hamburege
by Aalliiaass September 26, 2022
Get the Hannemug.