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Hamood

Hamood is often a nickname for Ahmed or Mohammad. Hamood is usually a tall adorable guy with curly hair. He's the Prince of Arabia every girl dreams of marrying. Being friends with a Hamood is the best thing that can happen to you. They have a good sense of humor, throw nasty jokes every once in a while, offer great advice when you don't know what to do, etc. Often times having a friendship with a Hamood may lead to you falling hard for him and wanting to be more than friends. However Hamood isn't worried about finding his soulmate yet, he just wants to live life, smoke hookah, and chill with his friends. If you do end up having a Hamood fall for you, know that it's the best thing that will ever happen to you and don't let him go.
Girl 1: "Like OMG! Whenever we talk, wether its text, on the phone, FaceTime, or in person, my heart beats so fast and just, ughhh he's so perfect!"
Girl 2: "Girl come on, this is just a phase like when you were crushing on Omar Borkan."
Girl 1: "Nooo, you don't understand, like I really want to marry him!"

Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Hamood."
Girl 2: "Oh sh*t girl, you better hope on that quick, he's a keeper for sure."
by rere321 September 24, 2015
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hamoodi.memes

I hate that gay nigga hamoodi.memes
by A pimp named slickback October 10, 2020
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Banana hamock

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick
That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.
by studude January 16, 2009
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hamoodism

The religion of Hamood Habibi, Camello, and Camood, three gods from this religion.
Have you heard of Hamoodism? It’s a great religion!
by Mikael Robertson January 8, 2018
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Hamood

God. One more powerful than any mortal. An inspirational, amazing being among men.
George: Hey, Alex. What did you do this weekend?

Alex: Hamood.

George: What?

Alex: Hamood habibi hamood hamood habibi.
by toasttoasttoast October 22, 2020
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Hamophobic

Hamophobic: (Noun) An irrational fear of pig and pork products.

A word created by Bennett the Sage while reading My Immortal Part IV on episode 16 of Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre. Due to the fact that the authoress misspelled the word homophobic. Thus now thanks to Sage we now have the word hamophobic.
Guy 1: Hey do you want some bacon?

Guy 2: Bacon? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAHHH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Guy 1: Um Sage...what's wrong with this man?

Sage: I'm afraid this man is a hamophobic.
by Kingdom-Hearts-Nintendo March 28, 2010
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Hamood habibi

How the malik salman refers to his gay sugar daddy.
ياحمود حبيبي تعال ساعدني خطيبي دونالد عصب علي إفركلي بطني hamood habibi
by 2-in-one_hybrid_surfer_mermaid December 3, 2018
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