Guy 1: Last night my dick just wasn't going in!
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
Guy 2: You should've used the guiding tube. It works every time.
by Buhdi February 6, 2011
n. The female form of Boy Scouts, a highly biased and irritating movement with a stupid uniform, scary leaders and lots of Church-going ten-yer-olds.
NB: Avoid songs at all costs.
NB: Avoid songs at all costs.
Guide Camp is an excellent oppurtunity for anarchy and fire. I enjoyed replacing the campfire songs with The Vandals and Sex Pistols.
I got thrown out of Girl Guides
I got thrown out of Girl Guides
by TheJaded April 15, 2006
1.Signature sound of the game Microman, a powerup
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target
by BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) June 3, 2003
A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.
MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!
PRETTY WOMAN: Ok
PRETTY WOMAN: Ok
by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 22, 2007
To be used as if a "tour guide"
"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"
"Dude, i'm trying to get with this girl, be a whore guide for me and tell her to come here"
by Tim Branson April 27, 2008
Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.
by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003
1: A book.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
by Vee Are Are Schee March 29, 2004