Gub Parden

Gub Parden
noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5

Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.

Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here

Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.

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Usage:
“Oi lads, let’s head to the gub parden before Terry tries to DJ again.”

by TESSDRILLA April 30, 2025

Gub

Any gamer who loves chug jugs

Get the gub before he finishes his chug jug

by Memento V2 September 21, 2019

Gub

Gay Uncle Brian

Have you seen Gub at all lately, he’s been acting pretty gay

by Stirdasauce October 29, 2023

Gubbing

To give someone a blowjob while both parties are underwater.

“I heard Jason and Lisa are going gubbing later.”

by goonmaster73 March 27, 2024

Gub

The amount of corn in your poop.

Man: How gubbed are you? Medium?

Man 2: I'm only lightly gubbed, I didn't eat much corn last night.

by ChungHoleInator September 12, 2016

wheesh yer gub

to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.

I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!

by auldman September 5, 2011

Gub

Another term for an extremely cute kitten.

Person A: Hey, have you seen the new kitten in the neighborhood?

Person B: Yes, I have! She is absolutely adorable. She's such a Gub, and she's the cutest little ball of fur you'll ever see!

by OpaGramps January 3, 2024