Goldfish

If you're not sure whether a woman is a golddigger or a catfish you just call her 'goldfish'.

She might be a goldfish bro, stay woke!

by Cloky November 22, 2017

Goldfish

To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.

"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".

"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".

by Kevin Cold as Ice October 1, 2009

Goldfishing

Used when you're forgetting something or have forgotten something. In reference to goldfishes' short/nonexistent memory.

Michael Jackson is dead, seriously? Oh...sorry, goldfishing.

by KousukeShou January 24, 2011

Goldfish

A reference or equivelant to cocain/crack and or assortment of date rape drugs

"That nigga ED spilt all her goldfish in her computor room"
"That nigga ED swears she will quit the goldfish right after this fix"
"That nigga ED will only take goldfish in its purest form"

by TFean March 31, 2006

Goldfish

The most useless animal that has completely no purpose.
God was high when he made it.

Goldfishes dont do SHIT!

by Georgioz December 12, 2009

Goldfish

A fish that dies down the toilet every second.

Daddy where did my goldfish go?

by Urban_Legend_23 March 12, 2017

Goldfish

Comenly used as a nick name for a really cute boy who has the brightness and most beautiful blue eyes and the cutest smile in the world. He is the tastiest snack around he’s... “the snack that smiles back, goldfish.”

“Goldfish is the best lookin snack around “

by Common_nobody November 27, 2018