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shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass
by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017
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Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
by nws December 23, 2008
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Glass Basement

The equivalent of the glass ceiling, but on the other end of the spectrum. The phenomenon wherein women are absent from the lowest, most difficult or most dangerous jobs. Despite claiming the desire for equality women do not fight to break through the glass basement.
The refusal to crack the glass basement demonstrated the hypocrisy of fighting to break the glass ceiling.
by Commander_Keen April 14, 2014
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The Glass Closet

When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.
Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
by stonetemplepilot May 1, 2014
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Gissel

Gissels are very sweet. They are loyal and will always be by your side. They love to laugh and can sometimes have a hard time stop laughing. They are goofy. But don't get it twisted. If you annoy a Gissel, she will go off. Gissel's are usually short. But that doesn't stop them from going off on someone who really annoys them. Gissels have big butts and they know it.Gissels are unique. They are beautiful. If you have a Gissel, don't let her go.
Damn,I'm about to do a Gissel on that bitch.
by Sugar Bby February 12, 2015
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Problem Glasses

Dumb spectacles worn by exceptionally irritating people at a university campus/overpriced coffee shop near YOU.
With that pockmarked skin, that filthy undercut and those problem glasses, it's hard to believe she's still single!
by wldsznn May 17, 2016
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tap on glass

To tap on the window of a car when you see the police. Done to give you the luck to not get caught. Originating in Parker, Colorado.
by Muthafuckinnigga May 14, 2015
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