why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop 

i’m making this definition so i can buy it on a shirt.

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why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop by sadinpink November 3, 2019

non-gay gay marriage 

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

non-gay gay marriage by Desmond White December 1, 2009