by peders July 13, 2012
When a guy hangs out with a girl who is in a relationship in hopes that when or if they break up, she comes to him.
Buddy: I'm going on a gateway date with this girl tonight.
Guy: Oh yeah? So she has a boyfriend?
Buddy: Yeah, but you know she doesn't talk about him at all. I'm pretty sure that means I can slay.
Guy: Alright good luck buddy. Don't get your ass kicked.
Guy: Oh yeah? So she has a boyfriend?
Buddy: Yeah, but you know she doesn't talk about him at all. I'm pretty sure that means I can slay.
Guy: Alright good luck buddy. Don't get your ass kicked.
by runningddude May 26, 2014
After Greg's girlfriend left him, his lonliness caused the poor chap to start hiring gateway hookers
by Saynowaytoco-kay August 17, 2013
A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things
See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL
See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL
by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD March 05, 2018
1. The only video you have the intention of watching when you get on YouTube at any given time. Which then turns into three lost hours you'll never get back.
2. When you have a really great YouTube video to show someone and you make them watch it. Then they suggest one. Which reminds you of one your friend showed you. Three hours later, you're still on YouTube. All because of that first gateway video.
2. When you have a really great YouTube video to show someone and you make them watch it. Then they suggest one. Which reminds you of one your friend showed you. Three hours later, you're still on YouTube. All because of that first gateway video.
Dude, where have you been?
Sorry, bro. I was on YouTube for like three hours. I clicked on a link and it was a total gateway video. I couldn't stop.
Sorry, bro. I was on YouTube for like three hours. I clicked on a link and it was a total gateway video. I couldn't stop.
by tedwylie October 17, 2011
by Barry Spanier January 26, 2020
1. Any substance that takes an inordinately long time to pass from one's system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn't hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be passed successfully. See marijuana.
2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.
3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."
2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.
3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."
1. If I smoke this joint, I'll have to wait to pass a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. But if I take these slightly more dangerous pills, they'll get flushed out in a day or two. The solution is simple! *swallows twelve pills*
2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"
3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"
2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"
3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"
by Arthritis July 28, 2009