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XXX Garfield

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.
Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.
by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019
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message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.
Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.
by IL4DD November 3, 2017
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Garfield shot

After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.

Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.
I poured out a shot of Jack, then totally did a Garfield shot instead.
by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010
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Andrew Garfield

by happycow527 December 25, 2021
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Garbitch

1. A girl who is often arrogant and ignorant, and who nobody likes.

2. A girl who acts bitchy all the time

3. A girl with no use other than to have intercourse with (i.e. a hooker)
1/2. That girl at school is so full of herself! She's such a garbitch!

3. That garbitch was really ugly, but the sex was worth it.
by Matt Abdul Jabar October 15, 2009
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Garfias

An uncommon last name usually given to awesome people.
Person 1: Wow, Mr. Garfias is so awesome!
Person 2: Why?
Person 2: Because his last name is Garfias!
by Christopher A. G. March 1, 2008
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Garci Y Vega

No white owls, no dutches, lets roll a vega
by jtk July 3, 2004
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