fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.

Fuckering listen to me.

by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018

Furteling

The extra pungent farts you produce when you’re turtleing. Your butt gas has to tiptoe past your turd, picking up extra aroma along the way. Particularly strong when you have tobacco stained underwear

I was playing a game of crop dusting today which was particularly good as I was furteling at the time

by Superchefender October 11, 2018

Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.

Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!

by TrekinMad October 17, 2019

futuring

Imagining and analyzing the future.

Due to the COVID-19 situation, companies need to focus on futuring so they emerge from the crisis with verve and power.

by Bling Blang Blaouw May 27, 2020

Fist Fusting

The act of executing a two handed dab with a closed fist.

The Hog proceeded in fist fusting the young pinner

by Hoss25 December 7, 2016

Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.

She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.

by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011

furhtering

To place your foot on top, or underneath, another person's foot.

"Last night we got close and she kept furhtering me."

"Stop furhtering, it hurts!"

"Get off, you're furhtering me!"

by Sadikins December 14, 2008