by mr.fump July 07, 2010
How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".
by JeansHighAndTight June 07, 2017
by plannpony August 07, 2010
Having two electrical rods, one in ur urethra and another one in ur anus and them meeting in the middle and them shocking you.
by theyluvfumpo March 22, 2024
Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.
Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.
Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.
She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.
by Yipching January 19, 2022