Fump

A man who fucks your mother and skeets in cereal

That nigga fump was out yo house now yo momma pregnant again

by mr.fump July 7, 2010

fumping

The combination of the words fist and pumping. Fist + Pumping= Fumping

Bobby: "Dude this is totally fumping music."
Clark: "Yeah man, lets fump."

by plannpony August 7, 2010

Fump

How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?

It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.

I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".

by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017

Fumping

Having two electrical rods, one in ur urethra and another one in ur anus and them meeting in the middle and them shocking you.

"Fumping is my favorite thing to do during sexual activities"

by theyluvfumpo March 22, 2024

Fumping

When your fucking and humping at the exact same time

Me and my girlfriend were FUMPING last night!

by Fump_addict April 25, 2019

Fump

Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.

"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"

by TheRaccoonMaster July 10, 2016

Fump

It's when someone tries to high five you and you give them and fist bump them instead

I tried to high five Gonzales but he fumped me instead

by Fumpking October 19, 2018