FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.

He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

To fuck the life out of somebody

When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.

I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.

He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".

To fuck the life out of somebody

by podoutboo April 8, 2024

Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid to trust them again; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way; In Other words: Sadly mistaken.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

If you think that I'm going to allow you to back into my home after you called the police on me for disciplining you behind your phone misuse, you got life fucked up.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023

Fuck life

The act of not wanting to get out of bed

J: man fuck life, I'm just gonna stay in bed

by Existinghere April 6, 2022