Frosty Syndrome

A syndrome which one keeps people away from ones-self while keeping mountain dew in business.

I am alone and wearing a blue tshirt. thanks frosty syndrome.

by Phoenix dr July 23, 2010

Frosty mo

When someone gets semen in their mustache and it hardens and goes frosty!

Dude I forgot to clean my mustache, now i got a frosty mo!

by Bdalli August 19, 2013

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011

Frosty Ray Charles

When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.

This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.

by John Lory Harris IV January 12, 2006

Frosty Grandma

The act of, pouring an ICEE down an old woman's snatch and proceeding to eat it until you get a brain-freeze.

I went to a retirement home and gave this woman a frosty grandma.

by SystemOffline January 11, 2011

frosty

To be ready, on the edge. Usually associated with the military.

Stay frosty, they've been setting up ambushes on the roads four clicks ahead.

by BrownShoes August 5, 2003

Frosty Top

(Not to be confused with the ice cream from Wendy's restaurants)
The act of giving fellatio with a scoop of ice cream in each cheek. Flavor preference is up to the giver of the frosty top.

"Julia gave me a frosty top for like an hour yesterday, and my dick practically froze off!"

by NewMonix December 12, 2009