Flüge

An engorged whale penis.

Kaveman could not handle himself anymore, unable to control his own love for bestiality he jumped into the great sea and found himself stroking the massive, sloppy, throbbing Flüge of the great Moby Dick himself.

by Jigga's mom March 5, 2008

Flugelhorn

1. An embracing act of love whereby the male in the relationship gently and softly visits "her" with his fingers from his perfectly sized hands.
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far

"I can't wait to be flugelhorned later" wink wink ;)

"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"

Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."

by ilikecarrots June 10, 2010

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN

Pronounced: fluggelgleckheimlen
1.) (noun)The safeword from the movie EuroTrip, given by Madame van der Sexxx (Lucy Lawless) to Cooper Harris (Jacob Pitts) at "Club Van Der Sexxx". When the safeword is called out, an order is made for the Club Van Der Sexxx servants, Hans and Gruber, to bring in a machine which has 3 thrusting dildos in a "Y" shape, and a sharp metal spike, intended for penetration of the anus.

2.) (verb) the act of being anally raped (physically, or metaphysically) in the same sense as Cooper Harris (Jacob Pitts) is at "Club Van Der Sexx" in the movie "EuroTrip".

1.) COOPER: Fluggelgeckenbolen!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: Did you say flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên?
COOPER: Yes! For the love of God, flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: Are you sure?
COOPER: Yes, please!
MDME. VAN DER SEXX: As you wish. BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!

2.) TOM: So what'd you and Kaylee do after the movie?
SAM: We went back to her apartment and I gave her the flüggåәnkб€čhiœßølįên!
TOM: Oh, hard ass fucking, eh? YOU DECIDED TO BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN TO THAT SEXY ASS!

by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014

Doc Flugel

When two homosexuals tie large knots in rope and insert razor blades thru the knots then push said knots up each other arses until the blood streams which they then drink while raping someones cat.

Those two dirty battys are at it again Doc Flugelling each other and they've got my Tibbles involved as well.

by Brummie Andy October 22, 2008

flugelhorn

A trumpet-like instrument which has the same valve combinations and is played in the same way but produces a deeper sound with better tone.

Bob could play the trumpet and the flugelhorn; the flugelhorn sounded better on solos.

by WindWaker68 October 28, 2003

Flugenstein

An extremely awkward situation including a jewish individual in the presence of attractive women, girls, females, babes, chicks, hotties or ladies.

(Flugensteiner) - an individual who causes the situation described above.

WoW! Last night at the fair was nothing more than flugenstein, it was terrible!

Look at that kid, hes clearly a flugensteiner!

by the OG experience January 15, 2009

fluggling

floss juggling

When he came into the room, he had three spools of floss in his hand. He began fluggling, throwing them in the air artfully.

by chicken nugget 548 December 6, 2010