Float a pig

The act of defecation

I’m gonna go float a pig.

by Sqeekydad October 6, 2021

float bone

To lower one's standards, usually for a brief period of time, in order to score some easy action.

Jeff: Madison is going to be at the party tonight, so look sharp.

Arnold: But I don't feel much like showering; I think I'll just chase Phyllis and float bone.

by Paper Machete Music May 15, 2009

Float On

Modest Mouse's first single off of Good News for People Who Love Bad News, their fouth LP.

We'll all float on, OK.

ALRIGHT! ALREADY!

by Walter June 2, 2004

float plastic

verb (used with object); to engage in the sport and or pastime of disc golf.

Once we finished smoking our doob, we proceeded to float plastic and drink our brass monkeys out on the course.

by Travis James January 18, 2008

Float on

To rise above the bullshit, the bad news, or difficult times.

Instead of letting it get you down, just float on, girl.

by YinzerFromPGH January 22, 2019

float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

by tneveca August 25, 2009

Float the Fat Chick

When one friend goes above and beyond the call of duty to ensure a successful night for the other.

-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.

by Fargus2345 February 18, 2011