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Flem

A flem is someone who is not cool, or not being cool. It also can mean someone who is as irrelevant as mucus.
Stop being a “Flem”.

Who invented this “Flem”
by KingLouieThe5th April 29, 2025
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Flem face

A person in which has “one of those faces” you would really like to compress in between two jagged rocks
Fuck you you cunting flem face, I hope your family get slaughtered in front of you and you are forced to eat their rotting bodies in a soup that includes vomit and shit
by OverweightLesbianNazi94 December 11, 2020
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flem

A certain mucus-thinning soda invented by Block Drug.
"FLEM". That's spelled... F-L-E-M.
by WelcomeHomeCBS May 30, 2022
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flem diesel

The hottest guy you've ever met. He can dunk and he is just so hot.
Flem Diesel is just sooooo cute
by flemdiesel12 March 11, 2025
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[flem guzzler]

A girl who utelizes her tongue too well by shoving it way down your throat while making out and then wont even put out at all
by Nickelass October 20, 2008
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Flemming

used to be cool but now is washed up and fell off
damn flemming was cool, so sad how washed he becamee
by jamesssssssssssss June 9, 2023
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Flem Finish

When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her
Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over
by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016
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