flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Flabbergasted

Someone that is very high and enjoying themselves.

Bro, I’m so flabbergasted right now I’m in another universe.

George is so funny when he is flabbergasted.

by Itscalledbabypowder November 24, 2021

Flabbergasted

What the teacher says they are after receiving a bad report from the sub teacher.

" I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AT YOUR GUY'S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! NEVER IN MY NINETY SOMETHING YEARS OF TEACHING HAVE I GOTTEN SUCH A BAD REPORT FROM A SUB. "

Like we get it Mrs Smith we piss you off.

by Baguette_6611 November 26, 2023

Flabbergasted

Confused

I’m am so flabbergasted

by Hgikhgff December 24, 2021

flabbergasted

when something is really dumb, you just cant say one thing

(guy 1 shows a picture of tari from meta runner)
(guy 2 is flabbergasted)

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023