when your tampon string is too long and you need to cut it or in this case burn it to avoid embarrassment in your bathing suit @ the beach
when you try to cut the string and you have NO scissors or knife and the tampon is already in...what do you do? Turn to a lighter like Dana and light it while sitting on the toilet...the result: a fire crotch!
by Buu Top June 12, 2007
Fire.Crotch.Bitch. Also known(via text) as fbc
Someone who is just so annoying and bitch's about almost everything she hears.(it is meant for girls)
Someone who is just so annoying and bitch's about almost everything she hears.(it is meant for girls)
Nitsua: So like I was talking to Haras the other day.
Ezhar: Really? About what?
Nitsua: Dude I don't even know. She was being a fire crotch bitch.
Ezhar: AHahahahahahaha!!
Ezhar: Really? About what?
Nitsua: Dude I don't even know. She was being a fire crotch bitch.
Ezhar: AHahahahahahaha!!
by Ezhar. June 16, 2009
by yerrrr nklaflakfh May 6, 2009
When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
by 12thWoman February 29, 2012
Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.
by Devil Hater January 22, 2010
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 20, 2020
The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
by niggernuts1969fortnitenigger April 20, 2022