fidget spinner

the only case in history where a bit of plastic and metal doomed the human race

fidget spinners doomed us all

by Dylanfinity (obviously) June 3, 2017

fiddly dee

No worries.

To make light of something important.

Scarlet O'hara: "Fiddly dee, I'll worry about that tomorrow"

by flayerhater May 12, 2010

Gal Fidem

A congregation of women that like to participate in sexual intercourse

Check out these gal fidems ohhh

by Bello Nice March 3, 2019

Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

fiddlepop

To fiddlepop is to smash a string instrument over someones head.

"Yo Imma fiddlepop the shit out of fred"

by liamcool February 3, 2017

promise fiddle

The act of exchanging spirit fingers with a friend when coming to an agreement- quite similar to the act of a handshake.

"Promise fiddle me that you'll invite us to Stamford."

by Snacks N Kits September 5, 2011

cotton fiddler

A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles

Josh is a cotton fiddler he seals my envelopes with his balls

by the fiddler of cotton February 27, 2014