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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is real, it's not fake.
by anonymous200020 August 7, 2022
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Fetal Ink Syndrome

F.I.S is an abbreviated term for Fetal Ink Syndrome. Fetal Ink Syndrome happens when a pregnant mother gets a tattoo while pregnant and the baby is born with a distinct black circle on the forehead, under developed or malformed cranium, and is destined to have a shitty future due to poor parenting skills by the mother.
That poor baby must have been born with Fetal Ink Syndrome.
That stripper's baby will be born with FIS.
Son, you must've been born with FIS, cuz you an idiot.
by Bubs76 October 31, 2017
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fetal awareness syndrome

a syndrome linked to a fetus becoming aware while in the womb. Usually accompanied by symptoms of hyper intelligence and hyper lethargy.
Ben has fetal awareness syndrome. He is really lazy but smart.
by Neil Bartlett April 5, 2006
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Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome

Known to the world as FSBS is when taking a poop your nuts start hurting like crazy.
"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!
by Rich23 April 3, 2008
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Piglet fetal

When you fuck your girl in a barstool she gets into a fetal piglet position while I pound her
Let’s do the piglet fetal in the barstool
by Premiums April 11, 2021
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fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 22, 2022
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