Faress 

Faress is a really nice boy that anybody would be lucky to have. Most girls that start with the letters A,G, or S are most likely to like faress. Faress is definitely Arab and probably won’t lose his virginity until he is married. However he can get very horny at night for whatever reasons. Faress is a video game addict and is more of an Xbox user rather than play station user. Faress is very good looking and very funny and could be very sarcastic. Faress will make lots of mistakes that he will need help with, but he is very good at listening to your problems too. He is also very sensitive. If you meet a faress keep him with you, he won’t doubt you.

Yea I know a Faress he’s really nice

Faress by Name__definer April 21, 2019

facesquare 

(n.) new facebook app that lets you tell people where you are at the moment. if you use it, you are most likely at your house, the gym, starbucks, a 100 level history class, or a bar that's playing "i kissed a girl" too loudly

if i really wanted to know where greg is at 4 o'clock on a wednesday, I would have texted him. thank god for facesquare though; now i know he's at Planet Fitness.

facesquare by jackk1111111111111111 September 15, 2010

melt faces

Began on the World of Warcraft Priest class forum when a player posted a thread asking if Shadow Priests were any good on PVP servers. The first response was "You will melt faces as a shadow priest in pvp." Hundreds of posts followed that were some variant of this original post.

The ability to "melt faces" is now being used to not only describe shadow priests in World of Warcraft, but anything that "owns" or is "elite."

You will melt faces as a shadow priest in pvp.

melt faces by Phantasmal September 8, 2005

farese 

To break both your knees and a wrist bone while sledding, possibly the worst way to injure something, you dumb piece of crap.

Clark had a farese and is immobile from now until P-Rich comes home.

farese by TheRecyclingRoomBeo111Crossbow April 12, 2012

Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

Faceshocker by TimCT February 3, 2009

facesit

Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.

That old bugger has a facesitting fetish.

facesit by Anonymous January 19, 2004

facesook 

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

facesook by Roy2009 July 18, 2009