South Glens Falls

Best known as the home of the South Glens Falls High School Marathon Dance, where most of the students dance for almost 30 hours each March to raise money for local individuals and organizations, and have in fact raised more than $1,000,000 over the course of 30 years. South High has roughly 1075 students, and is also renowned for its blue passcards, crazy teachers, Gibby, flooded parking lot, crunchy chicken wrap, ICP threats, overcrowdedness, and smoke-filled bathrooms. The town is tiny, infested with sex-offenders (who generally congregate around the Clearview Motel), has way too many ice cream shops, and has absolutely nowhere to shop.

South Glens Falls has way too many sex offenders.

by Scuff September 9, 2006

Little Falls

A very small yet highly populated town in Passaic County New Jersey. It is a relatively quiet town compared to its neighbors, such as Clifton and Paterson. The town is broken up into three unoffical sections, relativaly: Great Notch (North) The "Center" and Singac (South). Those born and raised here rarely leave, at the most they will land themselves within 30 miles of the town and many natives will die here. Unless you have buisness in town, you will most likely never see this place expect passing by along Route 46 or Route 23. The center of town is not actually the center of town, however Quick Check is. Should you be seeking a long lost friend, or trying to find something to do on a Friday night, Quick Check would be your answer, you will find what you are looking for. The township buisness and political sectors are dominated by a handfull of Families, should you be a member of one of those familes you are set for life. If not, you will most likely not survive long. (They are mostly Itialian or Polish so beware) Speaking of Itialian or Polish, the town is primarily caucasin, with a small about of asians followed by an even smaller number of africian americans and hispanics. Many are drawn here and many stay due it being one of the few safe areas remaining in Passaic County. It is a slightly expensive town, however not as expensive as neighboring Wayne. Most teenage and out of school kids visit sourrounding towns for entertainment, because there is nothing to occupy time with the expection of the WIllowbrook Mall in Wayne. The town also sees an influx of college students during the school year as Montclair State University partially resides in the township. Many locals relate to MSU as the "Local College" because many of those locals are alumni or attend the university. Overall, in comparision to the sourrounding areas, the town has remained mostly unchanged over the years and it's close proximity to New York City makes it a jem!

Little Falls Resident: Yes, I live in Little Falls.

Newark Resident: Where?

by MongoMike March 31, 2009

Little Falls

Small ass town in the middle of Minnesota. Consists of several bars, churches, a movie theater, bowling alley, and a super walmart.
Aka Small Falls, bum fuck no where, and hicktown

Little Falls, where old people come to die

by toomuchfreetime21 March 17, 2009

Nigger Falls

(Derived from Niagara Falls), Nigger Falls is when a black girl fingers herself until she squirts every where at a high velocity like a water fall. In some cases the girl can also have a blue waffle and can squirt into a guy/girls mouth.

Hey bro, This freaky black girl wanted to perform Nigger Falls in front of me.

by nunabody January 9, 2011

Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls, Ontario:
A thriving, affluent city of 80,000 people with casinos, hotels, high rise buildings and good nightlife. It surpasses its American neighbor, Niagara Falls, New York due to a more vibrant tourism industry which was largely built up in the 1990s, and a stronger economy. Niagara Falls, Ontario also has a better view of the falls.

Niagara Falls, New York:
A Rust Belt city remotely resembling the nearby city of Buffalo, New York in a region known as Buffalo-Niagara. The area originally had several chemical plants and industries, due to the vast power of the Niagara River, but now has a high unemployment rate of about 12% and a failing economy. It is the site of Love Canal, one of the worst pollution disasters in US history. At its peak it boasted well over 100,000 people but has since declined to nearly half of that. It falls behind its Canadian neighbor, which has a much stronger economy and a vibrant tourism industry.

Child: Are we going on vacation in Niagara Falls, NY?
Parent: Hell, no! We're going to Niagara Falls, Ontario!

by mistress silence dogood May 25, 2010

Fergus Falls

A cold ass small town in rural Mn. Not quite the middle of nowhere but you can see it from there. Worst vaction spot ever

I just froze to death in Fergus Falls

by Really Frozen guy July 21, 2011

Klamath Falls

Located in southern Oregon.
The anus of Oregon.

A city where you can use your heater and air conditioning in one day.

It snows anytime between the months of November and May.

Gets hotter than Hell in July and August.

3 seasons; Winter, Rain, and Construction.

A place where damn Californians move to because they don't know any better.

A place where EVERYONE is conservative and if you try to take our guns away or mess with our water rights bad things happen.

Home to the OIT Hustlin' Owls. Basketball Champs!!!

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we don't want you here, please leave.

by Dani89 April 16, 2008