Fifty Foot Fakeout

When a girl appears to be hot from a distance, but when u see her up close, she isn't hot at all

Man 1: See that girl over there? She's totally smoking.
Man 2: No dude, it's fifty foot fakeout
Man 1: (Looks thru binoculars) Aww yea, she's nasty :' (

by Mas Ttits October 6, 2008

76 Steeler's Fakeout

When a guy is banging a girl doggystyle, before he ejaculates, he pulls out, spits on the woman's back so as to make her think he shot his load on her back.

Have her turn around to look and when she does, bust your load into her eyes.

"She wouldn't let me cum on her face, so I had to pull a 76 Steeler's Fakeout and nut all over that bitches face."

by -Atlas August 7, 2009

reverse philly fakeout

An action taken during "doggie style" intercourse. The man pulls out his penis, ejackulates on the person's buttocks. This is followed by the man spitting in the person's face.

I did the philly fake out to my wife the other day, but she said that she didn't like spit on her butt and cum in her face. So, I did the reverse philly fakeout instead. She had cum on her butt, and spit in her face.

by John C Maraca June 5, 2006

The Two Pot Fakeout

When you make a pot of decaf coffee and pour it into the pitchers labeled "decaf" and "regular".We pour the coffee for the customers at their table. Used only when it's crazy busy at work and several pots of decaf and regular have already been made and used up. Mostly used at night because most of our customers are 50+ years-old and wouldn't notice anyway because the coffee is always fresh!

" We have a fresh pot of decaf and no regular so let's use the Two Pot Fakeout."

by Sierra Lazuli March 13, 2010

Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout

Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.

Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night”
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit”

by silentiger June 29, 2019

Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout

A campaign tactic whereby a sitting Prime Minister, dropping fast in the polls, appears at a northern Food Bank to act as if he cares about Indigenous kids - despite taking Indigenous kids to court after being found to have violated their Human Rights by a Federal Human Rights Tribunal.

Liberal Aide: "Oh my God, I'm going to have to move back in with my mom, we're polling at 29%!"

Trudeau: "Don't worry, we're going to pull a Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout. They'll never know what hit them."

by Nuliayuk August 29, 2021