when a male places his balls over another mans eyes, and his penis over his nose to make a mask out of his genitalia..works best with passed out friend. In no way gay.
by Branden Warner August 15, 2006
Get the French Facemask mug.When a man busts a nut onto a drunk womans face while she is passed out. Then when the chick wakes up there is hardend ejaculate covering her face like a facemask.
"Last night Amanda was so drunk she passed out, so I gave her a Philadelphia Facemask. Then when she woke up we shot some pucks off her face to see how well it worked."
by JonRambo March 4, 2009
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When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.
"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"
"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."
"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."
by DaxTheDestroyer June 19, 2016
Get the mongolian facemask mug.After you blow your load all over a girls face, you take a handfull of your pubes and throw it in her face creating a gorilla facemask!
by inthegooch December 3, 2007
Get the gorilla facemask mug.Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.
Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.
by Brad T. D. C. December 8, 2007
Get the Alien Facemask mug.When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.
"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "
"That bitch."
"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."
"That bitch."
"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."
by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010
Get the crusty facemask mug.A sexual act, in which the male prepares in advance by shaving off his pubic hair - keeping it in a location near by. At the conclusion of oral intercourse, the male ejects his load on the recipient's face. He then scrambles frantically for the pubic hair and then throws it on the recipient's semen covered face. The pubic hair will stick, resembling the famous Star Wars character Chewbacca, a Wookie. If able to, roar like a wookie as loud as possible.
by d0ct0rfill December 21, 2017
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