Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.

-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."

by vallada November 4, 2009

fill the crack with fabric

an expression used as slang of a woman wearing a thong, hence fill the crack with fabric.

basically, thong, which means fill the crack with fabric

by gerr7 September 29, 2008

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

Fabricator

A fabricator is used in the steel industry. It is only a semi skilled trade that involes grinding/preping all day - for the real trades (welders)

"Oi Fabricator, make yourself useful and come grind this for is"

by welder12 March 22, 2017

Fabrice

Male who usually goes by as "Fab" because no one can pronounce his name. Thought of as French, and is sometimes, but if not, will be annoyed by someone asking him "so, are you French??". Generally smart. Sometimes short but, funny and fit. Generally a superslut.

Hey, I met this guy yesterday who had this crazy French name: Fabrice..." (of course, the speaker will butcher the name as he attempts to pronounce it correctly) "...but he told me I could call him Fab because no one can say his name right."

by Rothyroth19 November 24, 2021

Fabric swallower

When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...

Wow, check out that girl with Obi! That's a real fabric swallower she's got there!

by Pygmy Hunter July 10, 2017

Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.

dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits

by 2bored2care October 5, 2022