This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 05, 2009
by gerr7 August 05, 2008
Using big words to sound smart.
Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.
by The Evit One October 28, 2010
The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.
John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
by Mr Goliath Balls April 13, 2022
SWAP HE FOR HER and FUCK UP HER NAME not intentionally BUTT his name is ill conceived but it smokes out THE CORRECT DATES.
Oh , know yeah I did see R L GRIMES but that was not her that was HIM from the LA but the thing that is FUNNY as SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE made a splash by "hitting her ATITUDE towards the WORLD right on TARGET and because "SHE HAD A H0LE IN HER MATTRESS that ELON REEVE MUSK needed to keep from the world seeing as the following immediately comes out "Grimes Admits To Hacking, Blackmailing Indie Music Blog Hipster Runoff. People usually don't flippantly recount committing federal cybercrime as “my coolest hacker moment,” but that's what musician Claire Boucher, better known as Grimes, just did.Mar 24, 2022 and thus she is R L GRIMES too because 666 C0DE GRIMES tried fabricating when with ELON TEEVE MUSK they were living like PAUPERS and ANAL ALAN turns out to be an ASS because his ASS PEN happens to be wrong about meeting her but HIM instead , "as you might say , "HE ATE THE EATILY without being there by BEING INSTEAD at TAEILY BUTT happily "WHAT A M0VEMENT!!!!
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 19, 2022
When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...
by Pygmy Hunter July 10, 2017
Male who usually goes by as "Fab" because no one can pronounce his name. Thought of as French, and is sometimes, but if not, will be annoyed by someone asking him "so, are you French??". Generally smart. Sometimes short but, funny and fit. Generally a superslut.
Hey, I met this guy yesterday who had this crazy French name: Fabrice..." (of course, the speaker will butcher the name as he attempts to pronounce it correctly) "...but he told me I could call him Fab because no one can say his name right."
by Rothyroth19 November 24, 2021