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Emotion Explosion

When you go for weeks being insulted and humiliated, but it doesn't phase you. Then, unexpectedly, you get angry about everything that happened to you previously, and feel like punching something.
Hey, stay away from him, he's having an emotion explosion.
by TimothyClover September 7, 2010
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Zero Day Exploit

A cyber attack that is done through a vulnerability in a software application that the developer of the software is unaware of and is first discovered by the hacker. The term is used to mean that the software developer had zero days to work on a patch to fix an exploit before the exploit was used. One of the most common applications to have a zero day exploit is a web browser.
John: All the data on my computer was destroyed by a virus.

Bill: Yeah you need to be very careful when you download porn.

John: No, I heard it was done through a zero day exploit on Internet Explorer.

Bill: Oh I see. But why are you using Internet Exploder? Everybody knows that's a piece of shit browser.

John: Don't know, I never will again.
by dead parrot September 19, 2010
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Internet Explorer 8

The newest edition of the world's worst internet browser- Internet Explorer

A.K.A. IE 8

Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:

- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.

This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*

Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers

To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.

The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.

FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.

Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
(Note, these examples aren't that good)

Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?

*

Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
by Cheekyvincent May 3, 2009
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PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion)

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.
Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.
by Crista&Sasha January 20, 2006
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roblox exploiters

There are 3 types when talking about how the exploiter got their program:
1) Script kiddies - Kids who buy exploit programs like RC7 by stealing their parents' credit card. They also go on YouTube to search for scripts to use.
2) Nerds - I admire their hard work. People who have worked hard for years to learn how to program. They sometimes hate script kiddies, and rightfully so, in my opinion.
3) Free exploiter - Exploits completely for free. Kids who don't want their parents knowing that they're exploiting.

There are also 4 types when it comes to what they do:

1) Slight sociopath - Does sex stuff and 'Allahu Akabar' jokes quite a lot. Constantly killing and putting on horrible loud music on the server. Putting things in the server which are dangerous or rude. Usually ends with breaking the server. Sadly, the most common.
2) Ok - Kills for a bit. Might put things in the server that aren't really dangerous or rude. Puts on any sort of music on the server but not loud. May leave after a while.
3) Helper - I used to be this sort of exploiter before I stopped. They exploit games to help others, including themselves. Usually free exploiters.
4) Just want to have fun - I often make friends with these. They exploit to make servers more fun in kid friendly ways. For example, putting fun gears into games, or removing the VIP doors so everyone can go inside VIP rooms.
I had fun with a group of roblox exploiters today! They were very kind! Shame that not all exploiters can be so kind..
by Lemony Lemon April 23, 2018
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Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea

Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.
After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.
by Dr. Ryan Currie Sucks! May 13, 2005
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exploded ham

Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
by giraffe-o May 31, 2007
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