Evander

A half black man with a large orange fro.

"Dude I like your fro!"
"Yea, I asked the hairdresser to give me an Evander."

by GameCube October 18, 2008

Evaned

To be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.

Evaned (E*van"id) {L. evanidus}

adj.
1. Unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;
3. To pounce on the brakes.
4. Steeply merged a foot to a pedal. See Synonyms at steep

Guy: Bro you see that Fire Truck? it's been Evaned like 15 times!

Passenger: Dude WTF this blows stop slamming on your brakes
Driver: Yea, another fucking red light
Passenger: Bro, when will you ever stop getting Evaned!

by redtruck June 29, 2013

Evander

Evander is a silver fox! He walks fast and uses nearby walls to scratch his back! He is a thug disguised as a nerd! You don't want to mess with that guy!

Wow! I love working for Evander!

by VWilliams003 February 12, 2020

evanee

Evanee is absolutely stunning! She is an outgoing person, and she makes mistakes but no one can stay mad at her. She is a hard worker and people look up to her. She is also very stubborn.

Evanee is the best.

by Quesadilla's are bomb!! November 14, 2017

Evades

A game played by someone whos a extreme homosexual

You play Evades gay boy

by FunnyJokester May 13, 2021

Evanese

The act of being gay.

Evan is a evanese person.

by Evan Thomas October 10, 2007

The Circle of Evanescence

Amy Lee meets Ben Moody.
Amy and Ben date.
Ben writes music.
Amy (barely) sings.
Amy and Ben get engaged.
Amy and Ben form Evanescence.
Amy and Ben split up.
Evanescence hits it big.
Amy's ego gets huge.
Ben leaves.
Ben starts working for Avril Lavigne.
Amy starts dating Shaun from Seether.
Avril starts wearing Amy-esque clothes.
Amy wears Avril-esque clothes for the Broken video.
Shaun begins to look like Ben.

What's next? Avril and Seether working together?

"And with the Avril/Seether tour, the Circle of Evanescence is complete."

by [schism] August 6, 2004