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empiphany

An epiphany specifically dealing with the discovery or realization of empathy. A grand and potentially life altering realization of the existence of another’s emotions and thought process as a concept.
- I didn’t give a fuck about your bullshit until I had a major empiphany.

- In the middle of beating this dudes face in I had a major empiphany and all of a sudden I felt bad and stopped to make sure he had a dental plan.

- while subjecting my girlfriend to a significant amount of anal tearing her cries of agony caused a major empiphany that brought me to the realization that I should have used lubricant.
by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021
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epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
by Squidiculous April 12, 2016
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EPIPHANY

STREAM EPIPHANY
STREAM EPIPHANY COWARDS
by mehhehe August 29, 2018
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epiphany catholic school

A gay private school where the teachers are very strict
epiphany catholic school

is the gayest school in Miami.
by pqoqogc October 11, 2019
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Epiphany

While enjoying my morning pee, I had an epiphany.
by Reuben Stamos November 21, 2019
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Epiphany

The zoo keeper was aware of the huge epiphany.
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Epiphany whore

Someone who chasing the long tail of their perfection as a distraction from their purpose.
Susan, the fuckin’ world’s on fire! Quit navel-gazing you epiphany whore and help out already!
by Mr. Bob-a-Lina December 29, 2020
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