Emodouche

The rare breed of both an emo and a douche.

Mike: "everybody wants me to be what they want me to be; i'm not happy when i try to fake it. ...oh that's why i'm easy, i'm easy like sunday morning"

Mikes older brother: oh go crawl in a dark closet emodouche

by Hope W January 23, 2011

emobobblehat

A pretty entertaining tiktoker, I recently followed them back because their content is very enjoyable!! They are a splatoon fan, very kind person to their followers and mutuals!! Take care <3

"Hey!! Did you hear of the new tiktoker, @emobobblehat?

"No.. but I'll go check their content out and follow them now!"

by Lunasplat😝😝 April 7, 2022

emocology

The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. The Ministry of Emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the World of Emo forum at LivingWithStyle.com. Emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. Those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.

"Dude, the Ministry of Emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al Qaeda!"

by Minister of Emocology January 31, 2008

emobobblehat

the nicest, caring, person ive met ever. really good friend who deserves the world.

person: omg have you seen emobobblehats new tiktok?
person2: yes omg! they’re so cool and funny!

by veennti April 7, 2022

emoboys kissing

when two boys that are emo hook up, makeout, kiss, what ever it is it's hot as hell and omg there is nothing else to explain it. it just makes you wanna watch it over and over again... i love emoboys kissing !!!!!!!!!!!

Emoboys kissing are in the corner. looking so cute and so hott

girls watching slowly put their hands down their pants and intently watch the hottness thats unfolding and unclothing before them

by alialialiahh September 24, 2006

emosode

An emosode is an emotional breakdown ("emo" + "episode"). In other words, the time period when someone is overwhelmed by depressed feelings; the person having the emosode normally injures him/herself to find relief. An emosode normally lasts no more than a night.

Girl #1 Where did you go last night? I walked upstairs, came back down, and you were gone.
Girl #2 Oh, I was having an emosode. My feelings finally caught up with me, I guess.
Girl #1 Uh, oh. Well show me your arm. * :-O * You poor thing, tell me next time, so I can give you a hug.

by what sarah says December 21, 2008

Emosondandypantsland

Emosondandypantsland in itself is a horrible place that most smart, wise human beings do not dare stepfoot on. Just the smell of the place could give David Hasslehoff chills. The people who live in the small town just are odd looking. They have many different colors of hair, may have odd body parts peirced, and could possibly be on drugs. i lost the game. Emosondandypantsland is a place where no child should live. We spoke with a former resident about the town.

There's microphones in the toilets. I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko. I eat platypus urine.

That should be self explanitory. Emosondandypantsland is a place that should be feared by people and guinea pigs of all ages.

Random fun facts;
Town flag colors: Black & blue
Town bird: Dead pidgeon
Town flower: Dandians
Town motto: Pass it over here....

I went to Emosondandypantsland for one day and came back with 17 STDS.

by Phantompoopsack June 24, 2009